Tuesday 14 November 2006

Happy Birthday To My Blog

I've been reading other people's blogs for over a year now. It's really good fun to dip into people's lives. I even found the blog of one of my old school chums completely by accident but as this blog is anonymous I'm not going to tell you more. She will know who she is if she reads this and if she reveals my identity I will personally track her down and kick her curly headed ass. I will I will.

So now let's see if I can actually come up with anything interesting to write. I actually think I'm quite good at writing - I've had quite a few letters published in magazines and press (No not problem pages yer cheeky sod). Unfortunately my life is really rather dull so material could be thin on the ground.

Can anyone explain to me what the point of spam is? I can't figure out what purpose an email containing chopped up phrases from Pride and Prejudice can serve. I can kinda see why someone might be interested in buying Viagra or 'increasing their volume' so they can 'shoot in her face like a movie star'. But other than that I fail to see it's purpose.

I actually watched Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here last night and ENJOYED IT! (please stop throwing stones). I am so looking forward to watching Myleene *I'm so sexy* Klass eat bugs. This may have something to do with The Partner once saying he thought she was fit. Whatever. Tonight I will be watching Holby City. I don't know what it is but I just love medical programs. I will also confess to watching those Discovery H&H programs about childbirth and multiple births n stuff but this is cos my desire is to become a midwife (It's not gonna happen - I can't give up work with The Son to support).

It's my birthday at weekend - Thirty-Fucking-Seven. I've told the partner that I am not the slightest bit interested in doing anything in the way of celebration and he thought I was being a misery. Easy for him when he hasn't even turned thirty yet. It never bothered me one bit when I turned thirty, it's since I tuned thirty five that the glums have set in. God knows how I'll feel when I turn forty.

4 comments:

Sniffy said...

It wouldn't be too hard to track me down since I haven't managed to move away from our hometime in the 20 years since we left school!

Welcome to the wonderful world of blogging. You can make it what you want. Just enjoy it.

Sniffy said...

Can I be the first to use the C word here?

itsmyparty said...

Ha. Your language wasn't that bad at school as I recall. You always seemed to be quite posh.

Sniffy said...

my language really went down hill when I went to university. It started as a joke and then stuck. I was never posh, just well brought up.